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Toothy Terrapin

$55.00Price

Toothy is against litter and trash, but toothy is also grateful to be able to scavenge. They learned when their grassland got a landfill as a neighbor a love of SPAM and other potted meats. So it's complicated for Toothy. Roaming the planet, looking for abandoned tins with trace amounts of processed fats for years until one day it occurred to Toothy that it wasn't the potted meat so much as it was the tin, marinated in the sun. Toothy hated themselves for a long-time, how could they be drawn to garbage in a mountain of garbage that overran Toothy's grassland home? Well, as it happens, when we are down in the bottom of a proverbial well, we evolve. That's when Toothy grew their teeth. That's when Toothy sharpened their beak. Now Toothy can process litter AND enjoy the peculiar appetite they seem to have while reclaiming and defending their home. Toothy will help you remember that your vices might actually help you grow and become your strengths!


This is a one-of-a-kind Guardian Monster, not available in other color variations.


Earthenware, glazes, ready to hang on your wall


Size: 3" x 4.75" x 3.75"



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